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April 05, 2006
sound guys and englishmen.
Dear Reverend,
please can you give me some advice on post tour depression and more importantly post rakus depression. i have gone from living the dream with the right rev. to coming home to do nothing. PLease reverend impart some advice to fulfill my life until the next time
Squealer
dearest squealer,
I don't think that anyone has an answer to post tour depression....it's a hard one. Pretty much the only thing you can do is go back out...or pretend you're still out.........in order to pretend you will need the following items:
don't get up until 3pm-whatever you do.
start drinking right around sound check or sooner.
hit yourself with something in the balls or in the foot.
get pissed often.
say "living the dream" at least 800 times before finally brushing your teeth after 6pm. (yes drinking beer always beats brushing teeth)
somewhere throw in a set of music.
breakdown. and load the fucking equipment.
grab a beer for load out.
drink tons of beer and whiskey...preferably jack.
do it all over again in the same order the next day.....insert girls where appropriate.
In closing-there is no compensation for missing me....I'm one of a kind. Just miss me....
we miss you------rakus
Posted by Rev. Chris Rakus at April 5, 2006 09:32 PM
Comments
i miss you both...squealer and the reverend!!!
Posted by: robertbsf at April 7, 2006 08:17 AM
uh rakus....paging dr. freud...insert girls? c;mon man, get some help. j
Posted by: joshua Latshaw at April 7, 2006 06:30 PM
josh-you funny bastard...........the lizard
Posted by: rakus at April 9, 2006 07:39 PM
.CREWNITY.
Posted by: gordonsetsfire at April 12, 2006 01:14 PM
oh my god you are absolutely rediculous.
Posted by: meghanstorm at April 12, 2006 03:26 PM
never ridiculous!-------but thanks ms. storm
Posted by: Anonymous at April 13, 2006 09:15 PM

