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December 11, 2005
misfits playing on my headphones and penis questions
I am concerned about the size of my penis. How
important do you think size is? Have you ever taken
those penis enlargement pills? I was wondering if you
could recommend anything to me.
Thank you Reverend.
Ian
dear Ian,
first off-no i have never taken any penis enlargment pills-i believe that would have to be weird. but honestly-if you feel the need to enlarge your dick--go for it--it's yours to command.....but if I were you I would say fuck it........i'm sure that there are plenty of girls that will love you for your winning personality..............i mean ..i love you already......................
reverend chris rakus----------
Posted by Rev. Chris Rakus at December 11, 2005 10:32 AM
Comments
Thanks man. I needed that.
Posted by: Ian at December 12, 2005 12:04 PM
Hey I've tried it all. Surgery, pills, herbs and everything.
I had amazing success and would recomend it to everyone!
Posted by: Collin at December 13, 2005 07:52 PM
you know it ain't about the size of the boat,
it's the motion in the ocean
Posted by: dutch kid at January 10, 2006 09:36 AM