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December 10, 2005

first installment of tomorrows sermon...pregame

this week--i've decided that life is more meaningful than i could have thought....ok-i'm a liar..i havn't thought about much.............and this sermon will hopefully be uninspiring like the rest.................................this weeks sermon concerns the church's relationship and commitment with it's members....this church- as you all know has always been open minded......loving of drinkers and the straightedge....the poor and the rich..the hot and well....i just like hot girls- sorry guys..so pretty much my reserve power is on..i'm lazy and not charging my computer...so the point is that god wants his followers to talk with their leaders...........hint...write some FUCKING QUESTIONS..........cause i'm too stupid to keep writing about nothing.......................................i need to do a serious sermon right..well tomorrow is sunday..so i will.............

Posted by Rev. Chris Rakus at December 10, 2005 09:57 PM