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December 30, 2005
i think it's all in the hips
Why do most men suck at anal sex? They seem to love it, but have a hard time rockin that ass. Since youre a man maybe you can give me some insight.
-Ann
ok...i had a long answer .it sucked.so-some men like it.....some men not...some men hit it...some men..are not gifted............i'm gifted in all manners of love............and i'm a good listener....hello ladies.................................find a new man.
love rakus-
who is a man....and loves you more than you could ever know!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Rev. Chris Rakus at 05:29 PM | Comments (11)
December 28, 2005
before the eulogy....mistake..and reflection
Hey Rev Rakus,
I just received my "Before the Eulogy" album today as I'd never got hold of Boy Sets Fire's stuff previous to "After the Eulogy". One thing has majorly confused me though. Track 16 on "Before" is titled "Rocket Man" (I don't know if that was their version of Elton John's) yet when i played it, it was "Timothy" from the "After" album.
Do you know what's going on? Is it a production mistake? Please let me know
Kind Regards
Arnie. H
Arnie--yea..there are some errors on this original pressing I believe....i also believe that some of the liner notes might be slightly in error. I can't really tell you what is flipped around..because I don't have it yet........but I've heard there are errors.....so that's what I know. Boy sets fire..did record a version of "rocket man" a few years ago..i believe on suckerpuchtraining..................(yes-the elton john song)
i think they may be fixing mistakes.........................sorry about any incovienance......best of luck..................rev.rakus---spiritual guardian. any more questions...feel free to hit me.late-
Posted by Rev. Chris Rakus at 05:43 PM
December 27, 2005
barcelona
Posted by Rev. Chris Rakus at 08:59 PM | Comments (5)
December 24, 2005
little baby jesus
Merry christmas everyone and happy holidays........i hope that you all get what you want.........except if it means that i don't get what i want....what are the odds...just know that all the alcohol in the world is on my list.......so there. but whatever..............so be safe and remain calm this season.......
your chris rakus-------------------here in west chester pennsylvania.
Posted by Rev. Chris Rakus at 01:09 PM | Comments (1)
December 23, 2005
against myself
Hi Rakus
what do you think about against me signing a contract with warner?
i mean they were the last band, i thought, that would go to a major label. maybe you have seen their dvd, where they fuck with the brains of the guys from universal, that are trying to talk them into signing a contract with them.
this makes me really sad. maybe you have a few words for me to cheer me up?
what do i think...i think that i didn't hear a word of it.......i wouldn't think they would go to a major either....but i guess things happen for a reason.........words to cheer you up.......----i will be dreaming of beers and girls tonight...........do the same--it'll make ya happy.......................
rakus------------------
Posted by Rev. Chris Rakus at 09:01 PM | Comments (2)
December 14, 2005
i have no idea......i'm going to pretend though
So what's up with the earlier Europe release date! Does BSF love Europe more than their homeland? Or does this mean that German Robert has all the power in that band.
Remember, if the CD is available in places other than the USA, then the terrorists win.
it just works out that way......if i had it my way..i would have all the power.........but.....i guess that's impossible....................fuck terrorist..that's what i say----------who's with me........
i have allowed my self to not answer this question in anyway--thank god.
chris ---------the path is clear my heard
i say "way" and "say" a lot in here.....what the fuck
Posted by Rev. Chris Rakus at 05:52 PM | Comments (2)
December 11, 2005
misfits playing on my headphones and penis questions
I am concerned about the size of my penis. How
important do you think size is? Have you ever taken
those penis enlargement pills? I was wondering if you
could recommend anything to me.
Thank you Reverend.
Ian
dear Ian,
first off-no i have never taken any penis enlargment pills-i believe that would have to be weird. but honestly-if you feel the need to enlarge your dick--go for it--it's yours to command.....but if I were you I would say fuck it........i'm sure that there are plenty of girls that will love you for your winning personality..............i mean ..i love you already......................
reverend chris rakus----------
Posted by Rev. Chris Rakus at 10:32 AM | Comments (3)
December 10, 2005
first installment of tomorrows sermon...pregame
this week--i've decided that life is more meaningful than i could have thought....ok-i'm a liar..i havn't thought about much.............and this sermon will hopefully be uninspiring like the rest.................................this weeks sermon concerns the church's relationship and commitment with it's members....this church- as you all know has always been open minded......loving of drinkers and the straightedge....the poor and the rich..the hot and well....i just like hot girls- sorry guys..so pretty much my reserve power is on..i'm lazy and not charging my computer...so the point is that god wants his followers to talk with their leaders...........hint...write some FUCKING QUESTIONS..........cause i'm too stupid to keep writing about nothing.......................................i need to do a serious sermon right..well tomorrow is sunday..so i will.............
Posted by Rev. Chris Rakus at 09:57 PM