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September 21, 2005
bring the mother fucking rakus-endorsed by pabst
dear rev. rakus...
me and my boyfriend have been dating for over 5 month now and we'd like
to get married...would you do it?
free liquor at the wedding included.
tara.
Dear tara-----is it ok if I call you tara.fine. I'm kinda sad that you didn't say where you live....may be you're afraid that I might come after you and steal you away from him....hush dear..don't say a word. Anyways-five months isn't a long time to really place yourself in the position to be tied down for life. I recomend that we catch up and discuss things further in private--too many eyes frequent this site. careful who you tell. but if you decide to have the wedding...i want an invite to the bar..top shelf only!
Rev. Rakus
i save the mases.
Posted by Rev. Chris Rakus at September 21, 2005 06:06 PM
Comments
if i were ever to get married i would definitely have the rakus do my wedding. all he needs is a bottle of whiskey and a smile...and that's all he would be wearing!
Posted by: joshua Latshaw at September 23, 2005 10:40 AM
The Sparkle!!!The Sparkle!!!
i'm off to the fatherland dear reverend rakus, but be sure i'll spread the word and i'll miss you my little puppy dog...misty eyed german.
Posted by: robertbsf at September 23, 2005 11:23 AM
The Sparkle!!!The Sparkle!!!
i'm off to the fatherland dear reverend rakus, but be sure i'll spread the word and i'll miss you my little puppy dog...misty eyed german.
Posted by: robertbsf at September 23, 2005 11:24 AM
The Sparkle!!!The Sparkle!!!
i'm off to the fatherland dear reverend rakus, but be sure i'll spread the word and i'll miss you my little puppy dog...misty eyed german.
Posted by: robertbsf at September 23, 2005 11:24 AM
Well all the disciples must come with the Rev.Rakus as well tara.
Posted by: The Ogre at October 6, 2005 07:03 PM