September 21, 2005
bring the mother fucking rakus-endorsed by pabst
dear rev. rakus...
me and my boyfriend have been dating for over 5 month now and we'd like
to get married...would you do it?
free liquor at the wedding included.
tara.
Dear tara-----is it ok if I call you tara.fine. I'm kinda sad that you didn't say where you live....may be you're afraid that I might come after you and steal you away from him....hush dear..don't say a word. Anyways-five months isn't a long time to really place yourself in the position to be tied down for life. I recomend that we catch up and discuss things further in private--too many eyes frequent this site. careful who you tell. but if you decide to have the wedding...i want an invite to the bar..top shelf only!
Rev. Rakus
i save the mases.
Posted by Rev. Chris Rakus at 06:06 PM | Comments (5)
your questions answered....for a fee.
chris!
what's up bro? i love linkin park, seether and creed...how do you think
i'd end up getting me some job with a touring band???how did you manage
to end up working for these guys?
thanks already for answering.
Bryan
Dover, DE
ok.........you're lucky that I'm sober..otherwise I would probably just say that these bands have no reason what so ever to be on the Rakus Blacklodge. But I will take the time to humor you--these days you have to be in peak physical as well as mental condition to endure the rigors of the touring lifestyle. First-- start of with a little light reading then move onto some heavier stuff.....i recomend hustler..but thats just me.(sorry to offend any ladies- I would never do that)do push ups--and more push ups..second question- i got a job with these guys because you wern't there. thanks for writing.
rakus-
black church rock
Posted by Rev. Chris Rakus at 05:51 PM | Comments (3)
September 16, 2005
its 4:44 pm...whiskey is gone..am I. test this thing
so..lets see how the hell this thing fucking works...wait can i say fuck...why not. i own this thing. anyways....bad day all in all grandfather buried today and it was sad...sorry so depressing..........................here's to us
rakus-
Posted by Rev. Chris Rakus at 04:45 PM | Comments (4)
September 08, 2005
A Letter From Betty
hi chris,
i wanted to hear/read your take on free love while on tour...is it wrong to meet someone, fell the spraks and go with it...should i behave?
Betty (Sacramento, CA)
hi chris,
i wanted to hear/read your take on free love while on tour...is it wrong to meet someone, fell the spraks and go with it...should i behave?
Betty (Sacramento, CA)
betty,
why is it that only girls ever write me......no seriously..someone tell me. Anyways-"free love" dear god...this one had to come up didn't it. So- i would like to say that I am very good on tour and that this issue never appears..but i would be a fucking liar. I mean...I say that if you really enjoy someones company-you should go with it....go a thirty pack deep and lets the sparks fly dear. Just be careful------tour love has been known to cause many a lonely tear.
yours,
chris
hummingbirds are way faster at flying than I am>>>>>>>>>.
Posted by Rev. Chris Rakus at 01:02 PM | Comments (5)
The first of many letters
dear mr. rakus,
after numerous times seeing BSF live on tour and watching you do your job with grace and passion (something i can not always say about the actual band) i realized i might be in it just to see you and the rest of the crew...i don't even care so much for their music quiet frankly.
what should i do?
are my feelings wrong?
yours truly,
Michele (New Brunswick, NJ)
michele,
your feelings are not wrong..and whiskey is good for you so don't deny it. yeah-i see your point..i mean.. there is serious lack of grace and passion going on up on the stage...but backstage really has it going on.....I mean-yeah the music might bring some people out to a show-but the crew definently draws the majority of people in.(i speak for boy sets fire---i don't know..Bon Jovi might be a completly different story all together). I mean....dear god we're so much better looking, and we actually have work ethics. But----for me..it's people like you that make it all worth while----yeah....all the expensive cars, jewelry and houses are great-but in the long run i really just want the recognition---and to be held when i cry.
yours,
chris rakus
pennsylvania is so much more beautiful when it's burning
Posted by Rev. Chris Rakus at 12:26 PM | Comments (2)